Why did the zebra cross the road? To make a zebra crossing.
On mules we find two legs behind,
And two we find before,
We stand behind before we find
What the two behind be for.
When we're behind the two behind
We find what these be for;
So stand behind the two behind,
And behind the two before.

What does it mean when you find a horse shoe?
Some poor horse is walking around in socks.
What's black and white and has 16 wheels?
A zebra on roller skates.

Where do you take a sick horse?
To horsepital

What do you give a horse with a cold?
Couth stirrup

Why did the zebra become a police chief?
Because he had more stripes than everyone.